Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas

Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas

1. If everything in coming in your way…Go ahead.

2. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

3. Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.

4. Behind every great man is there is no women.

5. Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

6. Women’s mind is like a weather it may change anytime.

7. If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

8. There are only two things women need in life,food and compliments.

9. I am not drunk…I am just chemically out of balance.

10. Too much agreement kill conversation.